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Saturday, February 7, 2009

Regarding My Recent AWOL Status

Update:

I am still alive. I haven't been on my blog for three days, and I have lived through it.

I have been shopping. With money. SOMEONE ELSE'S MONEY!!! (Thanks Mom!)

I have been with my sisters. ALL (5) of them. Not quite all at the same time, but still.

I have seen Annie's hair with her extensions. (And without her extensions. God bless extensions). (Seriously. I'm not being rude, she just kind of lost ALL her hair after the birth of number three). (Not that I'm never rude - I'm just not being rude this time).

My mom only has one breast, and there were more one-breasted jokes in our hotel room than you could imagine. She cracked half of them. I love my family.

I have new clothes. I love new clothes.

I will be back to reading your blogs and writing my own shortly. Maybe even tomorrow night. I've missed you all, and I swear I'm coming home, so leave the light on for me!

21 comments:

honeypiehorse said...

How fun! Free shopping, 5 sisters and politically un-correct jokes. Souns like a perfect time.

The Grandpa said...

Sounds like a great weekend, especially when you can spend other people's money.

Machen family said...

Your mother sounds absolutley "breasttaking"! I love sisters and shopping and mothers. Wish I was there!

Grandma Blog said...

That is the wonderful thing about sisters and brothers, you can say anything you want to about them. They don't get mad, they get even.

Natalie said...

I'm happy for you! Sounds terrific!

jane said...

sounds like an incredible visit with your sisters. give your mom one big hug for me. I want to see a picture of Annie's extensions, where's a picture???!!!

enjoy the new clothes!

Jen said...

For some reason Annie is refusing to post pics of the extensions -which mean nothing without pics of no-extensions. I'll work on her.

Nutty Hamster Chick said...

Congrats, sounds heavenly. Best wishes to your mom. My mom kind of wished she had gotten both of the girls removed, because she feels kind of off balance. My mother in law did go for the full meal deal. My mom just lost all of her hair last week and goes for her third chemo treatment tomorrow.
Don't you think the worst thing is watching those you love suffer. It totally bites.

Barbaloot said...

Sounds like a good excuse for a break to me. If only I could find someone else's money to shop with:)

LisAway said...

Oh, I love it! I just love moms and sisters! I can't wait to hang with mine in June!

Claire said...

Is you mum giving away any more cash? Cos i'd like some new clothes too. Seriously. My clothes are so old and out of date, that they're nearly BACK in fashion again.

Claire said...

Is you mum giving away any more cash? Cos i'd like some new clothes too. Seriously. My clothes are so old and out of date, that they're nearly BACK in fashion again.

Rachel said...

Serious!? Missing hair and boobs and your family laughs about it?! That is an awesome family!!! Wish I could come hang out!!!

lifeinthehighlands.com said...

It's actually possible to survive more than 3 days without blogging.

Don't tell anyone.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Oh how fun to crack one breasted jokes and be rude to your sister in a hotel all weekend. I want to see Annie with her extenstions.

I feel so honored that you snuck over to say hi to me during all the fun.

LY!

The Crash Test Dummy said...

And also that you said JJ is secretly reading my blog. hee hee That gave me a thrill. Best comment ever.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

I should send you fifty $1 bills for that.

Annie Valentine said...

Thanks. I think.

Annie Valentine said...

What do you call a woman with only one breast?

CANCER FREE!

Alison Wonderland said...

YAY! Jen's back!!

Grandma Blog said...

Jen, you're going to love me. LOL. You have won and award. Just go to my glog and pik up the Butterfly award and put it on your blog with the instructions.